dalekstripper:

eurovision, you try valiantly every year, but just rmember NO ONE will ever be able to beat Ukraine’s 2007 entry

THINKING ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL IS SO WEIRD NOW??? i can’t imagine being in a classroom like 6 hours a day 5 days a week now

i don’t remember what that routine is like

at all

Okay I went into the Thomas O’Malley tag cause you know that lil alley cat is my fave disney character and 

I don’t know

thedailywhat:

In Defense Of Bad of the Day: In which Nickelback responds to YouTube comments, including this gem:

“Dear nickelback,
how the f**k can you be so epic?”

[fuse]

thecakebar:

cone cake bites! (tutorial/recipe)

Try explaining a life bundled with episodes of this—
swallowing mud, swallowing glass, the smell of blood
on the first four knuckles.
We pull our boots on with both hands
but we can’t punch ourselves awake and all I can do
is stand on the curb and say Sorry
about the blood in your mouth. I wish it was mine.

I couldn’t get the boy to kill me, but I wore his jacket for the longest time.

Little Beast | Richard Siken

goD WHAT